95-Yard Soccer Goal

We get it, Kobe, you guys play alike! Relax...

And the pun the announcer drops is just icing on the cake!

Oh, no, what do we do? Don't look now but I lost my shoe. -- Trevor A-weezer.

Moral of the Story: NEVER taunt somebody who can do cartwheels.

MJD takes a knee at the one yard line to milk the clock -- either that, or that hypnotist the Jets hired at halftime really worked.

In the announcer's defense, the game had been going on for two hours already.

If hard work and practice aren't for you, try LSD. Apparently it can help you pitch an awesome game.

At this pace they'll win 2,700 to nil!